NYTI #6: Hang the Cheese

For context, please see the post of 4/15/13: 

"By 'backstage' in this context, I of course mean behind an incredibly tall hanging of cheesecloth, suspended from clothesline."

No, YOU Tell It! - "Outdated" takes place 7:00 pm Monday, April 22nd, at Jimmy's 43, and requires no ticket, nor reservation (though you may have plenty after reading this). It fills up quick, and the bar is crowded so...you know.

NYTI #5: Cherish with Care

For context, please see the post of 4/15/13: 

"She comes by her careful appreciation naturally, just like her über-organized, former-dancer-turned-archivist mother."

No, YOU Tell It! - "Outdated" takes place 7:00 pm Monday, April 22nd, at Jimmy's 43, and requires no ticket, nor reservation (though you may have plenty after reading this). It fills up quick, and the bar is crowded so...you know.

NYTI #4: Excessive Creative Force

For context, please see the post of 4/15/13: 

"I’ve willingly created someone who exists to replace and exceed me."

No, YOU Tell It! - "Outdated" takes place 7:00 pm Monday, April 22nd, at Jimmy's 43, and requires no ticket, nor reservation (though you may have plenty after reading this). It fills up quick, and the bar is crowded so...you know.

NYTI #3: Falling Behind

For context, please see the post of 4/15/13:

"I was a physical comedian - speaking of 'behind the times.'"

No, YOU Tell It! - "Outdated" takes place 7:00 pm Monday, April 22nd, at Jimmy's 43, and requires no ticket, nor reservation (though you may have plenty after reading this). It fills up quick, and the bar is crowded so...you know.

NYTI #2: Paradise Lost

For context, please see the post of 4/15/13:

"Any new parent will tell you: Thank God for streaming television. I am enjoying the hell from out of Lost. You know: the television show? The one with which everyone seems still to be a little angry over its ending? I haven’t seen its ending. I haven’t even seen all that far past its beginning. And, as far as I can tell, people who are pissed about its potential Purgatorial persuasion envy me that. My innocence."

No, YOU Tell It! - "Outdated" takes place 7:00 pm Monday, April 22nd, at Jimmy's 43, and requires no ticket, nor reservation (though you may have plenty after reading this). It fills up quick, and the bar is crowded so...you know.